"Yay! It's your birthday! The best day of the year! We will celebrate by eating brownies and ice cream and I'll give you a 1 hour back massage. My present to you will be doing the dishes for an entire year. Then you can tell everyone that during your 23rd year you never touched a dirty dish once! I'll even throw in changing ALL of the dirty diapers. You are the most marvelous, beautiful, intellectual, pretty, awesome, best-dressed, good-lookin', organized, fantastic women I know, and I am SO glad I married you. Happy Birthday Dear Diana."
That is the most ideal note I could ever ask for. I would be in 23rd-year heaven if Richard was truly the author of such a wonderful note. Unfortunately, I'll have to show it to him later, and see if he'll agree. All in favor, say "I".
Until then, it's my birthday and I'm going to be as self-absorbed as I wish because I LOVE birthdays, especially my own! Happy birthday to me!