Well, if you're reading this, I am asking you to please come to my funeral. I don't know when it will be, but I have a gut feeling that it'll be soon. You see, Halloween is just around the corner, candy has gone on sale, and we bought some (a lot of some). And today, I ate 1/2 a bag of Kit-Kats, not to mention a few other delicious, yet highly unhealthy treats. And now, at the end of the day, I sense that my heart has taken enough.
Yes, I know it will be a sad day when I leave-but maybe Nestle will host a celebration in honor of me, because I have been such a faithful customer and advocate of them for so long.
Will you be there?
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I'll be there, if I haven't suffered death by chocolate myself. I'm pretty sure Nestle could hold a parade in my honor from the lifetime of profits they have earned from this faithful patron.
LOL! I love this post!
You and your chocolate! pretty sure your heart is used to all the chocolate you have consumed throughout your life thus far. But... I will come to your funeral definitely!:)
Diana Diana Diana...you havent changed one bit!! As for attending you funeral, I just might have a prior engagement that day... ;) But as long as I get to SiNg at your funeral, we can make it a date. :) Happy Halloween!!
I'm more of the wonka brand stuff like bottle caps, laffy taffy, sweet tarts, and runts. I could almost live til i'm 26 on those. that is only next year. sad. i'll hopefully be missed.
I'm glad to hear you ate that, because I ate half a chocolate cake today! Whoops! Maybe instead of a funeral you should just plan a fun junk food party! I'll be there for that!
Good idea Michelle! Junk food party at my house!
Diana, you're hilarious.
Plus, I fully intend to outlive you, so I'll be there.
count me in! i'll be there! i'll even make funeral potatoes if you wish - it's your party after all! :)
I already od'd, can I help you along? I have 3 bags of candy that I'd love to bequeath to someone else!
NOpe Anna doesn't have a twin. That's our other sister, married to my oldest brother. They do kind of look a like in that picture huh?:)
Will there be chocolate at your funeral? ;) I will do all within my powers to make it!
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